Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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