so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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