kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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