Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
