Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
no, he came in my armpit
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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