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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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