Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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