I love black thongs
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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