whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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