im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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