Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night