Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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