Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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