Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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