have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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