Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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