Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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