I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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