ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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