Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Randomize
