So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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