In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Randomize
