An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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