we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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