We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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