You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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