I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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