He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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