Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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