I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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