No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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