Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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