On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
is it fun? or sober?
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