what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
we're making bets on your personal life
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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