So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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