I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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