Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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