No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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