her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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