that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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