I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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