For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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