I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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