Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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