what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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