I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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