Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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