He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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