she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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