How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just cropdusted the office
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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