I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize