You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
where are my eyebrows?
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