new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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