Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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