you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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